I am a fashion god!

And in yet another THINGS THAT MAKE JO GO BOOM! category, they apparently found that Mr. Brown's e-mail is full of nonsense and fashion hints while he was getting advice that people were dying.

PDF transcript of the e-mail conversations

Then there is the commentary, which is a little less angry than I am. I'm hoping that they are shocked and confused just like me.

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